Synopsis Edit

Originally aired: 30/01/2013

It's Impersonation Tuesday!

Jesse has start a new exercise and diet program and discuss the benefits of yogurt with Crendor. Meanwhile, Florida ladies defend their home by chanting "Jesus"

iTunes description Edit

In order to back into shape after an annoying bad break up left Jesse a mass of flap, Crendor offers Jesse some diet tips as he embarks on his journey of personal discover. They are all bad. Also, Jesus power! And Ghost Adventures: Minnesota!

Show Segments Edit

Traffic: Edit

  • A couple of buses are in a drag race
  • A blue car is the only one of its colour in a two mile radius

Weather: Edit

  • Kandiyohi, Minnesota
  • "Ma noo dazoog peon :: Let it snow." -- Entranuer
  • "1:55 am, Woman Lake, current temp 30oF, feels like 30oF. Humidity: 100%. Wind: calm." -- Woman Lake
  • "Curse you MGA pasan, dark heavy clouds" -- Awkward Wanderer

Sports: Edit

  • JaMarcus Russell, wants to come back to football, but he gained 50 pounds and the only team that wants him are the Jets

Big News Story of the Day: Edit

  • Untitled story about a chicken wing heist
  • Taco Bell Pulled an Ad That Mocked Vegetables

Trivia Edit

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