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Welcome to the Cox n' Crendor Wiki
This wiki is all about the fun, fiction and wacky things of the Cox n' Crendor in the morning podcast.
Cox n' Crendor is a morning show that focuses around two people that, if tested for insanity, would come up positive. You don't want to get near these two crazy people, however, they are incredibly entertaining from a distance. These two people are Jesse Cox and Crendor. Jesse Cox is known as the "interesting" more "intelligent" and "questionable"; Crendor is a 74 year old stuck in the body of a 25 year old delivering high quality non-rants. There will be an active patreon for this podcast opening soon! There will be a minimum of 15 podcast per month when the patreon opens. "This is some of the highest quality non-content on the internet." - Me
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"Don't write anything bad on here." - Jesse Cox
"Be the white knight, not the squire!" - Jesse Cox, 2013 (On the top in a scroll with cherub babies)
"They were quality goat heads." - Crendor, 2013
"Find someone else to drive your ass to the salon, you dumb hoe!" - Jesse Cox, 2013
"God why are we so smart?" - Crendor, 2012
"We’re higher on the food chain than Satan." - Jesse Cox, 2013
"And my name is Imaginary Though Walrus." - Crendor, 2012
"Gold is space chocolate." - Jesse Cox, 2013
"THIS GUY MADE A DIDGERIDOO TENT!" - Crendor, 2013
"Technically it's like brain fapping." - Jesse Cox, 2012
"Maybe you have a back problem." - Crendor, 2012
"Take the woman! She has the money, take her!" - Jesse Cox, 2012
"Back in my day, we would've been happy to have a vegetable tray!" - Crendor 2013
"I can't swallow it whole or my poops will come out too hard!" - Jesse Cox, 2012
"So what you're saying is... we need to start a diamond company." - Crendor, 2012
"You suck, world!" - Jesse Cox, 2012
"Oh, the black guy!" - Crendor, 2013
"Rub it down with olive oil." - Jesse Cox, 2014
"You want toys for Christmas? Well I got you a moose head." - Crendor 2012
"We had fun world, but you're stupid as shit." - Jesse Cox, 2013
"I couldn't find an article, so instead we're doing Mad Libs!" - Crendor, 2012
"Look, I'm just saying I want a really nice ass." - Jesse Cox, 2012
"Sheru-bick children?" - Crendor, 2012
"I think I spent ten minutes rubbing that potato." - Jesse Cox, 2014
"What if the bigfeet are the alien dogs!?" - Crendor, 2012
"It was big, and it was luscious, and it looked like it needed to be eaten." - Jesse Cox, 2014
"Places with winter are better because all of the homeless people get killed off." - Crendor, 2014
"Only a man named Dick Mandingo would invent something as awful as the McRib." - Jesse, 2012
"Food, water may be scar-se!" - Crendor, 2012
"What are they gonna do? Build a... kid party?" - Jesse Cox, 2014
"I knew a Trig Jegman once! Guy was an asshole!" - Crendor, 2013
"I had a dream where an Alien Leprechaun came and poked my butthole with a banana!" - Jesse, 2012
"There's 1 Tweet. And it's from Mr. Suave." - Crendor, 2012
"All I'm saying is I want to murder Hugh Jackman and wear his skin." - Jesse, 2013
"Robocops are the worst." - Crendor, 2014
"I almost believed something existed, until I started reading about it." -Jesse, 2013
"Why are you friendzoning me swiss miss!?" - Crendor, 2013
"What is Thor?" "Thor is.... Oooooohhhhhh~!" - Cox'n'Crendor 2014
"Oh my God what if the horses have like scuba masks on?" - Crendor, 2013
"You think you're gonna run me over? You ain't gonna run me over, imma dog, I'LL RUN YOU OVER!" - Jesse Cox, 2014
"Then I realized: I'm kinda in love with this potato right now." - Jesse Cox, 2014
"Iron Man is:....C'moooooonnnn!" - Crendor, 2014
"We're trying to insult Spiderman, not mess with your keyboard." - Jesse Cox, 2014
"Florida Man hits pregnant woman with cheeseburger." - Crendor, 2014
"If there was a badger and I was a badger I would be named Dager Ben." -Jesse Cox, 2013
"That's what I do, I slap all over." - Crendor, 2014
