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[[File:Bandicam_2014-04-25_15-53-06-085.png|thumb|264px|Florida man with his Batleth and bag o' creatures]]
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Florida Man is commonly known as the "World's Worst Superhero", however many would call him the best. He typically does things that seem rather strange, but to people in the great realm known as "Florida" he represents normal life. His powers come from snorting human and dog ashes.
  
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==Abilities==
  
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[[File:Florida_man.png|thumb|Florida man]]
  
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- Extreme Weight
  
   
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== General ==
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- More Weight
  
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Real Name: Alonzo Liverman
   
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Aliases: The World's Worst Superhero
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- Skilled Masturbator
  
   
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Place of Residence: [[Scar City]]
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- Even More Weight
  
   
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First introduced: [http://coxncrendor.wikia.com/wiki/Cox_N%27_Crendor_in_the_Morning:_Episode_46 Episode 46]
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- Able to speak Klingon
  
   
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== History ==
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- Expert at hunting snakes
  
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'''Tragedy:'''
   
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Alonzo Liverman lived a happy yet simple life in a trailer park with his wife. One day she was kidnapped by beings of pure energy from another universe, he went to rescue her but failed miserably due to his vast incompetance. Alonzo Liverman Sought help and guidance from a great master of the art of violence: [[Master Kush Spice]] who trained him. Then he used his new found skill to invade the energy being's base to save his wife whilst unwittingly also preventing an invasion however she was already dead when he found her. Alonzo discovered that Master Kush Spice was working with the energy beings, helping them to invade Earth which more importantly made his wifes death his fault and Florida Man swore vengeance against his old master.
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==Equipment==
  
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* He typically does things that seem rather strange.
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- Bag Of Animals
  
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* His powers come from snorting human and dog ashes.
   
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* He had a sidekick named [[Squirrelly]] who was the squirrel, he was able to communicate with Squirrelly thanks to his ability to speak squirrel.
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- Ex-Girlfriend's Dog
  
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** Sadly, one day Florida Man killed Squirrelly with a shotgun while attempting to remove Squirrelly from his butt.[[File:Florida Man without mask looking into the sunset.png|thumb|220x220px|Florida Man without mask staring off into the sunset and beating his meat]]
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* Florida Man sometimes ties one of his bagged animals to his Klingon Batleth for extra power.
   
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* He once used a large fish from his bag of animals to beat up a quadriplegic (it was probably an evil quadriplegic... Probably). Florida Man once assaulted a pregnant woman with The Cheeseburger
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[[File:Bandicam_2014-04-25_15-53-06-085.png|thumb|264px|Florida man´s arsenal.]]
  
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[[File:Alonzo Liverman.png|thumb|209x209px|Alonzo Liverman]]
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* Vengeance which is the most powerful sandwich in the universe!!! Florida Man offered a salad to a prostitute for sex.
   
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* Florida Man assaulted a drag queen whilst dressed as a member of the KKK.
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- Squirrelly, his Pet Squirrel (later killed by Florida man with a shotgun)
  
   
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* Florida Man tried to run for mayor once, only one person voted for him: Guy Hero, out of pity.
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- Klingon Batleth
  
   
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* Florida Man pretended to be a doctor and wasn't fined because he was the best doctor [[Florida]] has had in years.
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- Machete for hunting snakes
  
   
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=== Powers and Skills ===
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- Cheeseburger of Vengence
  
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[[File:Florida Man Title Card.png|thumb|220x220px|Florida Man TV show Title ]]
   
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==== Skills ====
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- Various other weapons
  
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* Despite his weight still quite agile
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* Fluent in Klingon and Squirrel
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* Expert hunter
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== Paraphernalia ==
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- James the Butler
  
   
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==Notes==
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==== Apparel ====
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* Luchador Mask, Gloves, Trunks and Boots
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- Florida Man sometimes ties his bagged animals to his Klingon Batleth for extra power.
  
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* Cape
   
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==== Weapons ====
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- His most powerful animal is a large fish. He has only used it once; to beat up a quadriplegic.
  
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* Bag Of Alive Animals
   
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* Ex-Girlfriend's Dog
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- Florida Man's final form is called ''Barefoot Florida Man''
  
   
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* Klingon Batleth
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- Florida Man offered a salad to a prostitute for sex, copying his friend Olonzo Liverman.
  
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* Machete
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[[Category:Characters]]
  
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* [[Cheeseburger of Vengeance]][[Category:Characters]]
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[[Category:Superheroes]]

Latest revision as of 14:13, 28 October 2017

Bandicam 2014-04-25 15-53-06-085

Florida man with his Batleth and bag o' creatures

General

Real Name: Alonzo Liverman

Aliases: The World's Worst Superhero

Place of Residence: Scar City

First introduced: Episode 46

History

Tragedy:

Alonzo Liverman lived a happy yet simple life in a trailer park with his wife. One day she was kidnapped by beings of pure energy from another universe, he went to rescue her but failed miserably due to his vast incompetance. Alonzo Liverman Sought help and guidance from a great master of the art of violence: Master Kush Spice who trained him. Then he used his new found skill to invade the energy being's base to save his wife whilst unwittingly also preventing an invasion however she was already dead when he found her. Alonzo discovered that Master Kush Spice was working with the energy beings, helping them to invade Earth which more importantly made his wifes death his fault and Florida Man swore vengeance against his old master.

  • He typically does things that seem rather strange.
  • His powers come from snorting human and dog ashes.
  • He had a sidekick named Squirrelly who was the squirrel, he was able to communicate with Squirrelly thanks to his ability to speak squirrel.
    • Sadly, one day Florida Man killed Squirrelly with a shotgun while attempting to remove Squirrelly from his butt.
      Florida Man without mask looking into the sunset

      Florida Man without mask staring off into the sunset and beating his meat

  • Florida Man sometimes ties one of his bagged animals to his Klingon Batleth for extra power.
  • He once used a large fish from his bag of animals to beat up a quadriplegic (it was probably an evil quadriplegic... Probably). Florida Man once assaulted a pregnant woman with The Cheeseburger
Alonzo Liverman

Alonzo Liverman

  • Vengeance which is the most powerful sandwich in the universe!!! Florida Man offered a salad to a prostitute for sex.
  • Florida Man assaulted a drag queen whilst dressed as a member of the KKK.
  • Florida Man tried to run for mayor once, only one person voted for him: Guy Hero, out of pity.
  • Florida Man pretended to be a doctor and wasn't fined because he was the best doctor Florida has had in years.

Powers and Skills

Florida Man Title Card

Florida Man TV show Title

Skills

  • Despite his weight still quite agile
  • Fluent in Klingon and Squirrel
  • Expert hunter
Power Grid
Intelligence
Strength X
Speed X X X X
Durability X X
Energy Projection X
Fighting Skill X X X X X

Paraphernalia

Apparel

  • Luchador Mask, Gloves, Trunks and Boots
  • Cape

Weapons

  • Bag Of Alive Animals
  • Ex-Girlfriend's Dog
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