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− | Florida Man is commonly known as the "World's Worst Superhero", however many would call him the best. He typically does things that seem rather strange, but to people in the great realm known as "Florida" he represents normal life. His powers come from snorting human and dog ashes. In the podcast, the term "Florida Man" is usually used to describe a semi-psychotic male indigenous to Florida, a state of the United States of America. |
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− | ==Abilities== |
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− | [[File:Florida_man.png|thumb|Florida man]] |
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− | - Extreme Weight |
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+ | == General == |
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+ | Real Name: Alonzo Liverman |
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+ | Aliases: The World's Worst Superhero |
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− | - Skilled Masturbator |
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+ | Place of Residence: [[Scar City]] |
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− | - Even More Weight |
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+ | First introduced: [http://coxncrendor.wikia.com/wiki/Cox_N%27_Crendor_in_the_Morning:_Episode_46 Episode 46] |
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− | - Able to speak Klingon |
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+ | == History == |
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− | - Expert at hunting snakes |
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+ | '''Tragedy:''' |
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+ | Alonzo Liverman lived a happy yet simple life in a trailer park with his wife. One day she was kidnapped by beings of pure energy from another universe, he went to rescue her but failed miserably due to his vast incompetance. Alonzo Liverman Sought help and guidance from a great master of the art of violence: [[Master Kush Spice]] who trained him. Then he used his new found skill to invade the energy being's base to save his wife whilst unwittingly also preventing an invasion however she was already dead when he found her. Alonzo discovered that Master Kush Spice was working with the energy beings, helping them to invade Earth which more importantly made his wifes death his fault and Florida Man swore vengeance against his old master. |
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− | - Keen at climbing atop roofs |
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+ | * He typically does things that seem rather strange. |
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+ | * His powers come from snorting human and dog ashes. |
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+ | * He had a sidekick named [[Squirrelly]] who was the squirrel, he was able to communicate with Squirrelly thanks to his ability to speak squirrel. |
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− | ==Equipment== |
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+ | ** Sadly, one day Florida Man killed Squirrelly with a shotgun while attempting to remove Squirrelly from his butt.[[File:Florida Man without mask looking into the sunset.png|thumb|220x220px|Florida Man without mask staring off into the sunset and beating his meat]] |
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+ | * He once used a large fish from his bag of animals to beat up a quadriplegic (it was probably an evil quadriplegic... Probably). Florida Man once assaulted a pregnant woman with The Cheeseburger |
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+ | [[File:Alonzo Liverman.png|thumb|209x209px|Alonzo Liverman]] |
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+ | * Vengeance which is the most powerful sandwich in the universe!!! Florida Man offered a salad to a prostitute for sex. |
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+ | * Florida Man assaulted a drag queen whilst dressed as a member of the KKK. |
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+ | * Florida Man tried to run for mayor once, only one person voted for him: Guy Hero, out of pity. |
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− | - Squirrelly, his Pet Squirrel (later killed by Florida man with a shotgun) |
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+ | * Florida Man pretended to be a doctor and wasn't fined because he was the best doctor [[Florida]] has had in years. |
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+ | === Powers and Skills === |
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− | - Machete for hunting snakes |
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+ | [[File:Florida Man Title Card.png|thumb|220x220px|Florida Man TV show Title ]] |
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− | - Cheeseburger of Vengence |
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+ | * Despite his weight still quite agile |
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+ | * Fluent in Klingon and Squirrel |
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+ | * Expert hunter |
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+ | == Paraphernalia == |
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− | - Various other weapons |
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+ | ==== Apparel ==== |
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− | - [[James the Butler]] |
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+ | * Luchador Mask, Gloves, Trunks and Boots |
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+ | * Cape |
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+ | ==== Weapons ==== |
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− | - His most powerful animal is a large fish. He has only used it once; to beat up a quadriplegic. |
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− | - Florida Man's final form is called ''Barefoot Florida Man'' |
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+ | * Machete |
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− | - Florida Man was once caught masturbating whilst attempting to entice a truck driver |
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+ | [[Category:Superheroes]] |
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− | - Florida Man offered a salad to a prostitute for sex, copying his friend Olonzo Liverman. |
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Latest revision as of 14:13, 28 October 2017
General
Real Name: Alonzo Liverman
Aliases: The World's Worst Superhero
Place of Residence: Scar City
First introduced: Episode 46
History
Tragedy:
Alonzo Liverman lived a happy yet simple life in a trailer park with his wife. One day she was kidnapped by beings of pure energy from another universe, he went to rescue her but failed miserably due to his vast incompetance. Alonzo Liverman Sought help and guidance from a great master of the art of violence: Master Kush Spice who trained him. Then he used his new found skill to invade the energy being's base to save his wife whilst unwittingly also preventing an invasion however she was already dead when he found her. Alonzo discovered that Master Kush Spice was working with the energy beings, helping them to invade Earth which more importantly made his wifes death his fault and Florida Man swore vengeance against his old master.
- He typically does things that seem rather strange.
- His powers come from snorting human and dog ashes.
- He had a sidekick named Squirrelly who was the squirrel, he was able to communicate with Squirrelly thanks to his ability to speak squirrel.
- Sadly, one day Florida Man killed Squirrelly with a shotgun while attempting to remove Squirrelly from his butt.
- Florida Man sometimes ties one of his bagged animals to his Klingon Batleth for extra power.
- He once used a large fish from his bag of animals to beat up a quadriplegic (it was probably an evil quadriplegic... Probably). Florida Man once assaulted a pregnant woman with The Cheeseburger
- Vengeance which is the most powerful sandwich in the universe!!! Florida Man offered a salad to a prostitute for sex.
- Florida Man assaulted a drag queen whilst dressed as a member of the KKK.
- Florida Man tried to run for mayor once, only one person voted for him: Guy Hero, out of pity.
- Florida Man pretended to be a doctor and wasn't fined because he was the best doctor Florida has had in years.
Powers and Skills
Skills
- Despite his weight still quite agile
- Fluent in Klingon and Squirrel
- Expert hunter
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Durability | X | X | |||||||
Energy Projection | X | ||||||||
Fighting Skill | X | X | X | X | X |
Paraphernalia
Apparel
- Luchador Mask, Gloves, Trunks and Boots
- Cape
Weapons
- Bag Of Alive Animals
- Ex-Girlfriend's Dog
- Klingon Batleth
- Machete
- Cheeseburger of Vengeance