Florida Man is commonly known as the "World's Worst Superhero", however many would call him the best. He typically does things that seem rather strange, but to people in the great realm known as "Florida" he represents normal life. His powers come from snorting human and dog ashes.
Abilities
Florida man
- Extreme Weight
- More Weight
- Skilled Masturbator
- Even More Weight
- Able to speak Klingon
- Expert at hunting snakes
Equipment
- Bag Of Animals
- Ex-Girlfriend's Dog
Florida man´s arsenal.
- Squirrely, his Pet Squirrel (later killed by Florida man with a shotgun)
- Klingon Batleth
- Machete for hunting snakes
- Cheeseburger of Vengence
- Various other weapons
Notes
- Florida Man sometimes ties his bagged animals to his Klingon Batleth for extra power.
- His most powerful animal is a large fish. He has only used it once; to beat up a quadriplegic.
- Florida Man's final form is called Barefoot Florida Man
- Florida Man offered a salad to a prostitute for sex.